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Wednesday night Tila had a bizarre naked meltdown live on her UStream channel. It’s gone now. Don’t worry, she’ll make another one.
The two things Joan Jett loves: 1. Rock and Roll. 2. Using her tenuous connection to Kristen Stewart to get publicity.
Zac’s got a movie coming out next week, but it’s not about vampires so nobody cares.
I hope she didn’t spend too much, because when she finally gets rid of that dude and I move in, I’m bringing my own furniture.
His wife says if she had to do it all over again, she would have married Joshua Jackson.
Taylor visited the Calvin Klein store to stock up on underwear. Or was that a dream I had last night? No, there are photos, so it really happened.
Kristen's out, there's a new woman in town!
Join in his party!
After all, rubbing yourself with cooked bacon is just about the only thing that can get the smell of hog urine out of your skin, according to Appalachian folklore. Not really.