The Barbie doll celebrated it’ 50th birthday this week, and we think the old gal still looks pretty good. In fact, Barbie has aged better than a lot of celebrities younger than her. With that in mind, here is Daily Fill’s official list of the 10 celebrities under age 50 who are filled with more plastic than a Barbie doll.
10) Lisa Rinna, 45- This red carpet correspondent for the TV Guide Network has the total package—if by the total package you mean gross fish lips and boobs so rock hard they could crush diamonds. Also, we don’t really believe Lisa’s under 50 even though her bio says so.
9) Nicolette Sheridan, 45- Nicolette’s leathery skin is stretched so tight, those Chinese drummers from the Olympics could have played the opening ceremony music on it.
8) Nikki Cox, 30- Nikki’s lips look like they were smeared on with Bob Ross’s paint knife. Also, we don’t really know who she is.
7) Meg Ryan, 48- With one plunge of the botox needle, Meg turned from America’s sweetheart into The Joker.
6) Nicole Kidman, 42- Remember when Nicole used to be beautiful? Now her brow has been pulled so far back, if she blinks her entire head will split open.
5) Teri Hatcher, 44 – True story: The Fill once saw Teri Hatcher at a movie premiere and thought we were looking at a raccoon-eyed monster.
4) Tara Reid, 33 - Tara’s face may still be okay-ish, but her boobs and hideously botched tummy tuck will have you fleeing in terror.
3) Lil’ Kim, 33- Here’s a lil’ tip for Lil’ Kim: When getting plastic surgery, it’s not a good idea to model yourself after Michael Jackson.
2) Pam Anderson, 41- Pam didn’t just hit the wall, she hit the Great Wall of China. Is there anyone on the planet who still thinks she’s hot?
1) Nadya Suleman, 34- Octomom’s grill is so jacked up, it looks like she gave birth to all 8 babies out of her mouth.
