Jon Gosselin has finally realized he's the ultimate Halloween costume for idiots and is turning to spirituality to save himself. Gosselin says he will "reconnect with my deeper, more spiritual, more altruistic self" with counseling from
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, who used to minister to
Michael Jackson. To get the ball rolling, Gosselin plans to publicly apologize "in a sacred space to those whom I have hurt" at the West Side Synagogue on Sunday. Yesterday, he said his behavior "has not always reflected my personal and religious values . . . I have allowed myself to become somewhat severed from my own moral anchor and be carried away by the challenges of fame." Jon -- recently accused of sleeping with a nanny, smoking pot and emotionally abusing girlfriend
Hailey Glassman -- got religion after being offended by the "scurrilous and untrue rumor" that he was to appear in a reality show with Octomom
Nadya Suleman.