
Katie’s so skinny her boobs have practically disappeared, but Tom doesn’t seem to mind. Now if she could just grow a penis everything would be perfect.

Katie Holmes looked shockingly thin last night, as she stepped out to support her husband Tom Cruise at the Valkyrie premiere in Brazil. Her low cut dress did little to discourage reports of her shrinking waist line, and you only have to look back seven months to see the difference in her cleavage.
Alas, Kate's breast bones failed to deter Tom's affections and he starred lovingly at his wife while posing on the red carpet. Miss Cruise's 1920's inspired styling will also raise a few eyebrows among Hollywood fashionistas. As always, Katie proved keen to show her own tastes, with slicked down hair, red lipstick and a multi-colored sequined dress.
What do you think of Katie's new figure?