Oh, don’t waste your time. You’ll never look as thin as her with those gigantic fake boobs you’ve got.
had her second child, Sparrow, a month ago, but that hasn't stopped her from going out and having a good time with friends.
On Friday night, Nicole and boyfriend/baby daddy
Joel Madden went out dancing and drinking at Playhouse Hollywood with pal
Samantha Ronson. Nicole and the gang did shots of lemon drops and danced together in the VIP room. At one point, Nicole coaxed Sam to get in the DJ booth and spin some of their favorite songs, even though Sam was off the clock.
Clubgoers tell Fox411 that Sam and Nicole were acting like best friends, a scene that put
Lindsay Lohan over the edge once she heard about it.
"When Lindsay found out that Sam was out with Nicole, she was
not happy!" an insider tells Fox411, explaining that Lindsay and Nicole, once best friends, have grown apart in recent years. "Since Lindsay's return to court last week, she has to be extra careful for probation, and [hearing about] Sam out with Nicole hurt her."
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"Nicole has made it very clear to Lindsay and to their mutual friends that she wants a better life for her. Nicole hopes Lindsay will get it together and change her behavior, but until she makes a change, Nicole avoids her," says the pal. "Sam and the rest of the Ronson family have remained close to Nicole, Joel and his brothers."
It sounds like Lindsay's ex is trying in vain to stay above the fray.
"Sam loves Nicole and Joel and she cares deeply about Lindsay," the source says. "She in no way wants to hurt her, but Sam will not drop her friendship with Nicole."
Which makes Lohan crazy.
"Lindsay takes her hanging out with Nicole personally [and] as an attack on their on/off relationship," says the pal.
Stay tuned...
