“You have to wear V-NECK’s… it’s just important, it’s like, it’s just important ‘cause if you’re gonna wear something cut V, it has to match with the V you know what I’m saying?”
Like, oh my God, and like guys, you should like really listen to Miley and wear your v-necks! Okay, so trying to get used to the nasally voice doesn’t work until she stops talking (sorry Miley fans, but honestly…) at least we learned three important new facts about Miley. Number 1, every guy should buy deep v-necks from American Apparel; 2, Miley was Pocahontas this Halloween; and 3, she’s very easy (…when her throat hurts) and doesn’t need doctors, just some alone time in her room (so don’t bug her).
*Quick game: Try to count the number of times Miley says “like” throughout the seven-minute interview.
So this past Halloween, if any of you guys ran into a Pocahontas with dark extensions, leather dress, moccasins, and tons and tons of jewelry, you could have just walked by Miley. She still enjoys trick-or-treating and eating her favorites, gummies, so you never know.