Sometimes, the constant visual onslaught of Ed Hardy gear that comes with living in L.A. feels like having Christian Audigier shoved down your throat.
But now, you actually
can have Christian Audigier trickling down your esophagus!
Watch the f*** out, Dan Aykroyd and Francis Ford Coppola! There's another
celebrity person of note getting into the grape-squeezing business!
Yesterday, He Who Clothes D-Noz'es, Christian Audigier himself was at a Venice, California Whole Foods Market autographing bottles of his new wine. The Ed Hardy Jesus Juice will be sold exclusively in Whole Foods... which may force us to shop Bristol Farms when we feel the need to overpay for groceries.
We bet the stuff tastes like crotch sweat that's been wrung out of a bedazzled terrycloth wristband.
We'll give a non-existent prize to the commenter who comes up with the funniest "what is tastes like."
