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Taylor Lautner’s In Twilight Because Of Karate & The Blue Power Ranger

Monday, August 31, 2009 3:31 PM
quick takeIt’s weird, it’s like I keep getting this meat-head vision of Taylor. Maybe he should stop talking about putting on 25lbs of muscle, karate, and his power ranger mentor.
Taylor Lautner, 17, didn’t start off battling vampires, he’s actually a real softie pressured into acting by the Blue Power Ranger.
According to Taylor, he likes that the girls who are signing up for Team Jacob are the type who want to be friends first…before the transformation into the frothing-at-the-mouth screaming, ‘I want your were-children begins’ type.
As a kid Taylor took up Xtreme Martial Arts—which is sort of like Martial Arts except it is extreme—like a Mountain Dew commercial. After becoming a four-time world champ and a very dangerous boy, Taylor went into acting on the advice of the wise old sage, the Blue Power Ranger.
Taylor soon left the tutelage of the Power Ranger to prep for many more versatile roles, including the part of Jacob Black. After hiring a personal trainer, and later eating him, Taylor got his first taste of real fame. A movie trailer premiere at the MTV Movie Awards unleashed the beast within. A topless shot of the young werewolf provoked the many young girls and boys in the crowd to scream like they were, well, young girls.
Now Taylor lives with his family outside Los Angeles, where he’s safe from the vampires who are no match for the 405 freeway. Taylor sleeps out on the coast knowing the hour long drive and blinding sun is a sure fire vampire incinerator.
Sunlight doesn’t kill Twilight vampires? What? Are you sure? Silver bullets, don’t work? Oh no, please warn Jacob!

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