*We realize that the Grammy Awards don't require the same fashion refinement as the Oscars.*We realize they're the time to be fun and free-spirited with your wardrobe choices. *However, we
didn't realize they were the time to dress bat-sh*t insane!
Björk probably woke up this morning and declared shenanigans.
Paula Patton's dress looks like she accidentally glued the sticky bra on the outside.Sheryl Crow appears to have constructed her dress by wrapping herself in an uncut bolt of fabric and utilizing whatever safety pins she had lying around the house.Kim Kardashian may have held the Tooth Fairy at gunpoint and demanded she hand over her getup. (Then again, she has a practically perfect face, so we guess she can wear a box of elven tissues and
almost get away with it.)Was Paris Hilton planning to go ice skating afterward? Even
she looks uncomfortable in that thing, like she's radiating the body language of a 3-year-old boy whose mother has put him in a sailor outfit for picture day.Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul.
Check back soon, 'cause we'll be sharing the fashions that didn't leave us shocked and appalled. But, until then, brace yourselves:
