She was wondering if she could maybe just borrow one from a kennel or something for awhile. She heard you can do that with stray dogs.
She got off lucky – there are worse places Lindsay likes to stick her fists.
When figuring out if something is appropriate to share with the world, ask yourself if it could be accurately described as “tampon antics” next time. Please.
Oh, they’re starting to look the same. Well that’s what happens when you let a dog into your life.
With a little caffeine, this girl could pump all night!
It’s the New Jersey version of chemical castration.
At the MTV European Music Awards they lost the Best Group prize to Tokio Hotel, a bunch of mall goths who probably aren’t even virgins.
Michael Lohan “always threatened to kill” her mom, tweeted Lindsay, who apparently has confused Twitter with 9-1-1.
At the MTV European Music Awards, Beyonce performed in a hooker outfit while a team of gay guys in burglar masks felt her up. It’s called art, people.
“I’m drawn towards the idea of somehow helping children,” she says. Well, Megan, you can start by taking your clothes off and teaching kids that nudity is nothing to be ashamed of.
