And the cycle begins anew. Which comes next, smashing windows or a crashing a car – it’s so hard to keep it straight.

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She’s such a savvy businesswoman – doing the things she was getting paid to do a few months ago for free. You can’t learn that at Harvard.

Possible signs of infection include mindlessness, screaming at celebrities, and overuse of “OMG.”

It’s Gus Van Sant directing “Breaking Dawn.” Because the third Twilight installment isn’t beneath the guy who did "Milk" and "Drugstore Cowboy." Although, reminding everybody about that Psycho remake could be a powerful bargaining chip.

The good news is he’s only 15, so he might settle for a hand under the shirt but on top of the bra.

Sadly, that is the most interesting thing she’s ever said.

Unfortunately for everyone, to her this means challenging Her Royal Majesty to a “Hoedown Throwdown,” which is just what her 83-year-old bones need – to be attacked by a gum-chewing hillbilly.