Well, at least it’s for driving school, so there’s a 23% percent chance she’s sober.

Not because her ex is in it, but because, get this, she actually watched it and realized how much it sucked.

She’s lucky she used to date a Jonas Brother, otherwise this would probably mean a steaming dump in a box.

Makes sense – a national poll of former smokers shows that “Paris Hilton’s ex told me to” was at the top of the list of reasons for quitting.

We don’t know what’s more messed up about this – that somebody is attracted to Audrina Patridge, or that he’s a 27-year old playing a high school junior on TV.

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Prediction: Kristen Stewart will replace Jeff Goldblum by 2015.

Megan was shopping, and Brian Austin Green was applying for a job at Wetzel’s Pretzels.