I guess Natalie Portman stopped returning his text messages.

Rob auctioned off a kiss on his cheek for an AIDS charity. And for an extra ten grand he’ll use his tongue.

CW, that’s a TV station, right?

Unless somebody else is writing and recording all the songs chances are slim to not going to happen at all ever.

How do you think Gary Busey got so crazy? Those head injuries couldn’t have helped. And that’s exactly what Christian Bale needs – to be even more unstable.

They’re planning to shave some skin off of his nose, which is surprising since his nose is made entirely of plastic.

Just kidding, it was his platelets. But doctors haven’t ruled out douchebag syndrome just yet.

She was going to do it anyway, and it saved them money on presents!