He also says he’s a fish. No word on whether or not a gay one. Kanye West could not be reached for comment.

That’s not code. That’s his name. Of all the men in the world she picked one who sounds like a euphemism for something that happens behind the dumpster at a Long John Silver’s.

Does she put out? No? Good luck with that one.

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Really? Because we thought they surely had a law against outfits that look like busted disco balls. Or singing really terrible music. Weird.

Before appearing on “Idol” she had an acting coach teach her how to make “appropriate facial expressions.” Don’t you get it, people? The robots are taking over! THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER!

Poor Jen, she spends six hours a day working out and she still loses Bradley to Bridget Jones.

He used to be a cross between a Chippendales dancer and Vanilla Ice. And yes, it’s just as embarrassing as it sounds.