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These two are seen together more than Amy Winehouse and her crack pipe. Jesus, kids, just admit that you’re dating already.
She spent an hour in a Vancouver hair salon trying to get her hair as messy and greasy-looking as Robert Pattinson’s.
He’s decided to marry his supermodel girlfriend Miranda Kerr before she goes bats**t crazy like all the other supermodels (Naomi Campbell, Janice Dickinson, Kate Moss, etc.)
So, America’s not as hip as it thinks it is. Anyway, congratulations to… to… sorry, I forgot his name already. Larry? Phil?
Once again, a photographer’s flash turns a dress see-thru. Not that I’m complaining, doesn’t anybody wear a bra anymore?
Like we really want to see a 180-year-old Reese starring in “Legally Blonde 27.”
Bette says 50 “makes my life worth living.” I don’t even want to think about that.
That wooshing sound you hear is Zac Efron breathing a huge sigh of relief.