He’s in Paris drinking champagne on yachts with models… sure beats hanging out at an Arby’s in Vancouver with Kellan Lutz.

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Give it up. Everyone knows it’s true. We’ve seen your gills.

Either that, or she’s smuggling Rhesus monkeys under her hair.

As the two made out in the back of a posh restaurant, the sound of Ol’ Madge grinding her teeth could be heard throughout the tri-state area.

Typically, if you think your child should be sent to a Chinese “re-education” camp, you keep that information to yourself.

She has spent $2 million dollars on purses. Makes us feel a little better about saying no to Children’s International.