Activism aside, she was wearing a bikini, which is all that really matters when Jessica Alba is involved.

Is it illegal if all you do is stick dirty socks in somebody’s mouth? That’s no so bad, right?

She’s only two steps away from becoming a knife salesman for Cutco.

If only Matthew McConaughey was available to keep her vajay as far from New York as possible, they just might stand a chance.

He frightened several passersby in Manhattan, who mistook him for the ghost of Bette Davis.

After all, if you can’t lie to your family at Christmas time, who can you lie to?

Well, at least we know she’s capable of breastfeeding now.

I hadn’t heard that Sweetums the muppet was the look for fall. Thanks for the heads up.