What’s waterfall sex, you ask? It’s something only very rich people can afford so don’t bother your pretty little head.

We give those plants two weeks before they decide she’s too needy and break up with her.

She wants to be nice, which is good. We’re not sure how people would handle having their talent insulted by Posh Spice.

Oh, look it worked. She’s that much closer to getting famous. Hooray.

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The streets are once again safe to walk down without fear of being hit by a Maserati.

For Pete’s sake, it’s a show on the CW – it’s nothing to have multiple nervous breakdowns about. It’s not even anything to write home about.

Ashton and Demi almost went down in flames, just like Ashton’s career after “What Happens In Vegas.”