Fergie says she’s “experimented” with women but could never commit to one. Then you’re not a bisexual, sweetheart, you’re just a slut.

Take that, French! Those are some good old fashioned American fake titties!

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Local residents are sad to see the man go, although they won’t miss the smell.

Dude, if Dr. Dre so much as glanced at you sideways, you would probably start crying, so shut the hell up.

Models are supposed to stay on pieces of paper, not show up at the beach and tell you how you could look better. Hopefully she doesn’t get slapped in the face too much.

It’s almost enough to make you forget Kate Hudson and Fergie are in the movie too. Almost.