Brody celebrate the premiere of his new “show,” with POTY Jayde Nicole, who has the word “RESPECT” tattooed above her girl parts. And yet she’s dating Brody Jenner. Someone get that girl a dictionary.

Sources say she’s furious that Becks got another tattoo without asking her. Wow, they’re just like the biker couple next door. Except rich and good-looking and not covered in motor oil.

Giorgio Armani walks down the beach in St. Barth’s showing off his family jewels. The guy makes clothes. Find of some of them and put them on.

Heather’s new boyfriend is Yaniv Raz, who just directed her in the movie “Son of Mourning” (alternate title: “Straight to Video”). Good work, Yaniv, you’ve sure come a long way from working at the Blockbuster!

Tony Romo got crushed yesterday by the Philadelphia Eagles and then collapsed after the game, suffering from a rib injury. The good news is, he has a long winter and spring ahead to have deep meaningful conversations about the literary significance of The Dukes Of Hazard.

That’s right, Britney’s main focus is going to be to stop biting her nails. We could think of a few others: stop showing her crotch to the world. Stop marrying losers. Stop getting her kids taken away. Stop getting checked into mental hospitals. There are hundreds more.

Miley was in Nashville with her family friends, and boyfriend Justin Gaston. They all went in 80’s gear. 20 year-old Justin is dating the 15 year-old Miley. As long as he’s in costume mode, he should consider wearing prison garb.

The first family of E! has decide to sell their house in Hidden Hills, a gated community in Calabasas, CA. The house is listed for $3.4 million, or as Kim likes to call it, a whole bunch of blow jobs.