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As my grandma would say, “Why does such a pretty girl go out of her way to look so ugly?” I don’t know, grandma. But I’ve seen nicer coats on people who sleep under bridges.

Actually, she was just in NYC shooting her latest video, in which she’s being manhandled by a sexy cop. The song is called “I Will Be” and is destined to hit #1. That said, “I Will Not Be” buying it.

Spencer and Heidi were seen leaving L.A. yesterday, unfortunately not for good. Apparently, the validity of their wedding is being questioned because the judge who married them may not be a judge. No word on whether any of them know what the word “validity” means.

Alicia Keys is in Australia for a gig tonight and she was spotted sunbathing on a beach in Perth, having drinks and snacks and enjoying the sun. In related news, Whitney Houston is still a big crazy mess.

Vanessa was seen leaving a deposition. She’s being sued by a former colleague, Johnny Vieira because he claims he started her career. He’s a nut. He’s also suing because just thinking about her makes him incredibly horny.

Paris has been robbed of over 2 million dollars worth of jewelry. She was not home at the time and robbers came in through an unlocked door. They got jewels, plus, how long will it be before another sex tape surfaces?

Bai Ling looked amazing at the Flaunt Magazine party. She has worked steadily as an actress since the late nineties, playing mostly Asian women.