We’ll see how much she loves it when she’s squeezing a set of shoulders out of her vajay.
What, did his mom take Accutane when she was pregnant or something?
Better not let those gays get married, or they may take away your right to totally humiliate yourself by letting a dude videotape you getting humped.
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They’re all hosting the European MTV Awards. Because over there Pete Wentz is still a big rock star, and not just Jessica Simpson’s brother-in-law.
He’s flying all over the world and consuming thousands of gallons of fuel just to promote “New Moon,” and it makes Al Gore sad.
Adam Duritz is a goofy chubster with fake dreads, yet he’s managed to date Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, and now Emmy. Moral of the story: hot girls like crappy music.
Look at that hussy, snuggling up to Taylor just days after she frolicked in a hotel room with Rob! Where I’m from we have a word for girls like that: Popular.
Chris’ rep says a tabloid story that he was seen making out with Kate Bosworth is completely, totally, utterly, absolutely not true. It was some other blonde guy in a fake military jacket singing “Yellow.”
