Poor guy. Clearly one of his hair plugs went in too far and injured his brain.

Sources say they spent the night of Oct. 29th at the Chateau Marmont, which is where everyone in Hollywood goes when they want to get their freak on. Well, either the Chateau, or Lindsay Lohan’s garage.

Well, that’s one thing we have in common.

And apparently the only thing that could make him look better was to eff with the white balance until the movie looked like a student film by some kid who’s really into Van Gogh.

She does have an unfair advantage – she’s been training her butt cheeks to act as fists, which not only makes it easier to win a fight, but also to sit on a Coke can.

So Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 is going to be a horror film, because we heard that thing looks like a hamster trapped in an old condom.

Step one: switch to Geico. Step two: lay off the collagen injections.

If she does, could she do it during Deep House Dish so they never make another one ever ever again?