Even without all the chickens and sweatpants, going out with Miley would still be a nightmare.
Well at least they aren’t wet in that sinner way. Save that for date night.
Coming soon from Stephanie – her experiences at the DMV and the gynecologist.
With that wig gone it’s like a great weight has been lifted from his shoulders – ten pounds of Asian women’s hair, to be exact.
If Santa Claus is real, it will be a fast one too. That’s right I’ll use my Christmas wish to not look at that chipmunk-faced d-bag ever again.
With Kristen, Rob and Wolf Boy all out of the country, the United States had briefly become less cool than Canada.
All it takes is a plunging neckline and some boob tape and suddenly I’m rushing to my Tivo to record “Gossip Girl.”
Ashlee says Pete “isn’t worried about stretch marks. He always makes me feel sexy.” Yes, and he also says you’re a great actress and your tuna casserole is delicious. It’s called being whipped.
“I get to light scented candles and write in my diary and I wouldn’t have time for that if I had a boyfriend” she says. Funny, you never hear a guy say, “I could be having sex, but I’d rather light a candle.”
Selena sang the old BSB song “I Want It That Way” during her first-ever concert last night.
