Sarah says she had no idea her daughter Bristol was sexually active. She was too busy standing on her porch looking at Russia.

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Even celebrities can't get enough of the Bieber.

Yeah, because soooo many people are going to watch that movie. Too bad you’ve wasted your time, but nobody cares. Oh, sorry, I was just getting caught up in my dream world again.

Wow, we totally forgot about that, but now that you mention it… maybe she could stand to drop a few pounds. Thanks for the reminder.

If she doesn’t go to rehab she might have to go to jail, and she isn’t comfortable throwing up in front of another person.

Apparently Lindsay thinks she shouldn’t have to pay for her drinks. She also thinks people don’t want to watch her cry. That is an unfortunate combination, friends.