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She was wondering if she could maybe just borrow one from a kennel or something for awhile. She heard you can do that with stray dogs.

She got off lucky – there are worse places Lindsay likes to stick her fists.

When figuring out if something is appropriate to share with the world, ask yourself if it could be accurately described as “tampon antics” next time. Please.

Oh, they’re starting to look the same. Well that’s what happens when you let a dog into your life.

And she liked it! See the photos now.

With a little caffeine, this girl could pump all night!

It’s the New Jersey version of chemical castration.

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At the MTV European Music Awards they lost the Best Group prize to Tokio Hotel, a bunch of mall goths who probably aren’t even virgins.

Michael Lohan “always threatened to kill” her mom, tweeted Lindsay, who apparently has confused Twitter with 9-1-1.

At the MTV European Music Awards, Beyonce performed in a hooker outfit while a team of gay guys in burglar masks felt her up. It’s called art, people.

“I’m drawn towards the idea of somehow helping children,” she says. Well, Megan, you can start by taking your clothes off and teaching kids that nudity is nothing to be ashamed of.

He’s invented an entirely new yoga pose, the Downward Douchebag.

See the stars who have battled with the H1N1 virus.

She walked out of her doctor’s office with a new set of plump, pouty lips. On her face, you perverts!

And she can put her dreams of "Hannah Montana" continuing in perpetuity via syndication right on the shelf next to those dusty episodes of "Even Stevens," "Flash Forward," and "Square Pegs."

Some of these stars would look pretty scary. Who makes the best vampire?

So THAT’S the inspiration for her line of perfume. I thought it smelled familiar.

Jamie Campbell Bower shot scenes for his upcoming appearance in "The Prisoner."

It sounds like Rob has finally realized that screaming fans aren’t something to fear, they’re something to celebrate. And sleep with.

Susan Boyle – Talent + $5 Million Dollars Of Plastic Surgery = Sharon Osbourne. So shut up, Sharon Osbourne.

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Can you spot the hearts on these stars?

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There’s an idea for a fun game: every time this episode of SNL references the VMAs incident, punch a cardboard cutout of Lorne Michaels really, really hard.

Can’t Ashley Tisdale do that thing she does where she disappears from the public eye for a few months, and then just keep doing it indefinitely?

If they tried to embark on solo careers, who would wipe their butts for them on tour?

Yet another reason she was voted the worst influence on teens and tweens – chewing gum during an interview. The horror.

Sorry Kristen. He just really wanted to get back to that episode of "30 Rock."

At least this time she had the courtesy to not talk about farting or taking monster dumps so we don’t have to think about that while we stare at her ass.

Find out how to be apart of Pitbull's live interview now.

Kevin Jonas Turns 23 today. See more photos of him now.

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She claims she’s experimented with “strange sexual fetish stuff.” She didn’t elaborate, but I’m guessing it involved Tom Cruise and a strap-on.

Once in a while we’re reminded why Britney is still a big star. These photos are one of those times.

It’s been a good year for Alex Rodriguez: he met Kate Hudson, his Yankees won the championship, and he’s almost stopped having those Madonna nightmares.

You can watch Rihanna get all teary-eyed during her interview with Diane Sawyer on “20/20” tomorrow. Wow, that show’s still on? Diane Sawyer’s still alive? What about Kid ‘N Play, are they still popular?

Kristen says fans don’t have the right to know every detail of her private life. True, but you don’t have to be such a potty-mouth about it.

Nick Cannon, meet Mimi Thunderthighs.

He named his boy Sparrow because “I wanted to give him a name that he's going to have to stand up for.” Enjoy the therapy bills, Joel.

He’s realized there are only so many movie roles available to a guy who looks like an Ewok in tights.

Oh man, her show is a fake? Wow, that’s a shocker. No really, I’m genuinely surprised. Just kidding.

Just proves that even people who go to Harvard can sometimes be dumb too.

In this clip from “Keeping Up With The World’s Most Annoying Family,” Bruce freaks when he finds out that Khloe’s engaged. (You might want to turn your speakers down.)

These celebs cannot stand to be alone!

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See the stars who went to the movie premiere in Los Angeles, California.